Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader both suck.
Oh the evil things I am rumored to be.
They are fiction. The delusions of some people who must be really sad inside, or something.
I don’t even know.
Look, blog readers, I am going to just go on like I have been.
You don’t have to come here if you read the stuff written about me and believe it.
I really don’t care either way.