I bought pepper spray. Apparently felons are not allowed to buy it.
I didn’t know that.
That is so crazy.
Use your melon felon.
I ain’t a felon.
Not on my bucket list.
I don’t have one. But if I did, it would not be on it.
How do you expect a felon to protect themself?
I see now you really don’t care.
I know a chick felon who has pepper spray.
I ain’t tellin’ on that felon.
Felons are people too.