Do I want to waste another day writing? Or go drive English countryside?

I know you are probably confused. You think I am an USAn.

I am an Englishman. Everybody is.

I hear 8 Englishman were shot yesterday at a baby party.

It was a shower of sorts, only somebody rained bullets.

And here in England, you can’t predict when the rain comes.

And to carry an umbrella, you must buy a permit, and even then you can’t really open the umbrella.

There are these fellows, soldier law enforcers called raincoats.

They will arrest you over your umbrella.

 

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