I know you are probably confused. You think I am an USAn.
I am an Englishman. Everybody is.
I hear 8 Englishman were shot yesterday at a baby party.
It was a shower of sorts, only somebody rained bullets.
And here in England, you can’t predict when the rain comes.
And to carry an umbrella, you must buy a permit, and even then you can’t really open the umbrella.
There are these fellows, soldier law enforcers called raincoats.
They will arrest you over your umbrella.